“Think our story’s done? Not even close. Brace yourselves, folks –
the next chapter of Rhino Marketing is about to unfold, and it’s juicier than a ripe peach in summer.
Doug Morneau is gearing up to spill the beans with a salacious,
tell-all exposé that’ll knock your socks off.
Prepare for shocking details that’ll make your morning coffee seem bland.
So, keep your eyes peeled and your gossip antennae tuned – because this isn’t just any story,
it’s the story behind the story, and trust us, it’s scandalously good!”
The Rhino Biography – 2024